[shibumi]

My son called me earlier to say how upset he was when he heard Zero make a statement to the effect that “.....contrary to popular belief, I was not born in a manger.....”

My offspring does not take lightly to blasphemy.

[Allegra]

Here...let's make that a bit more realistic:

“.....contrary to popular belief, I was not born in a manger the United States.....”

And your son is right. That is an outrageoous statement. Obama is mentally imbalanced. Badly.

[Bellflower]

My offspring does not take lightly to blasphemy.

A precious child.

[Salamander]

I thought that crack was in extremely poor taste, too.

And it looked as though it pained him greatly to admit it...or he was super p*ssed at his writers for including it.