I actually used this in 6th grade:
Smell swell shorts have a soft, comfortable, patented lining that filters the ‘disturbed’ air and muffles any sounds that might emanate.
Plus, it’s machine washable!
Try Smell Swell shorts! Have a heart when you fart, and cut the cheese when you please.
etc.
I had the whole class falling out of their chairs. Teacher gave me an A for the project. What more could you ask for?
LMAO...That just made this thread, truly, not a waste of time. LOL
Yeah, my 6th grade teacher was awfully tolerant of fart jokes. Not so with my 5th grade teacher. Not an ogre by any means, but she sure was a bore.