DUmmie FUnnies 09-30-08 ("Two more days until martial law")

NewsBusters ^ | September 30, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[lonevoice]

Guilty as charged, sir. I did read the article, but not the comments. Now that I know what the video is, I’ve no doubt that it exists. I’m sad to read the comment that a call was put out two years ago to procure a copy of this video and, as yet, no one’s been able to obtain it. The clock is ticking, and unfortunately it looks as though it’ll be too late to affect the present course. I’d like to be wrong about that, I really would.

[Old Sarge]

Oh wow! I missed that! I remember dear old Dane...

[Paul Heinzman]

Particularly with that microwave emitter device that heats up your skin is.

The infamous "beeber."

[PJ-Comix]

I’ve no doubt that it exists. I’m sad to read the comment that a call was put out two years ago to procure a copy of this video and, as yet, no one’s been able to obtain it.

Then you need my separate Joe Biden thread from yesterday and you will find out that the video is in the mail!!!

[Paul Heinzman]

I'll bet you $1000 right now that you're wrong.

Better make sure that grand is in cash. Taking a check from a DUmmies is risky enough, but even if he has the money to cover it, who knows if the bank does?

[Paul Heinzman]

Color me terrified...

That color is so you.

[Paul Heinzman]

“I’ve lived 25 years under marital law”

“Marital law”? I was going to ask if the DUmmie was contemplating divorce.

Every so often a DUmmie will surprise you and come up with something genuinely witty. This one could have been a typo, or it could have been a DUmmie channelling Henny Youngman. Either way, I thought it was hilarious.

[doorgunner69]

Bush is wagging his dick in our faces one last time.

That'll get Benburch's attention!

[dirtbiker]

It's obvious mynameisdane is a LFT.

PERFECT punctuation and grammar is a dead giveaway....

[dirtbiker]

Extra bonus points for the first person who know what was on the flip side of the There Coming To Take Me Away 45.

I never had the 45, I had it on LP along with "Shaving Cream", "Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road", "My Uncle Used To Love Me (But She Died)", and "Beep Beep"....

[Paul Heinzman]

PJ, I didn't have a chance to get into yesterday's DUFU, but I saw the announcement.

I hope the video is found soon, as it sounds hilarious. Unfortunately, what we see as a Democrat having a nervous breakdown, they see as "fiery passion."

Hat tip to faq for remembering that one. I looked it up and it was sandwiched between a couple of the greatest: "What happens if 2006 elections are stolen again?" and "The Reality Based Community Consults The Crystal Ball."

[Paul Heinzman]

I got to tell you - if they all show up in Idaho they will be both outmanned AND outgunned. You obviously have no idea what kind of shit the good old boys around here have buried in their back yards...

Wow! I though trigger locks would be an obstacle when you needed your gun. Imagine having to dig the thing up to use it.

Maybe the DUmmie is talking about potato guns. In that case, Idaho backyards probably are full of ammo.

[airborne]

Two days until “Martial Law”?

Darn! I was hoping a conservative would be in charge when it happened.

[airborne]

What kind of ‘good old boys’ buries his guns?

DUmmies is a fitting term for these rubes!

[Paul Heinzman]

What kind of ‘good old boys’ buries his guns?

Goodfellas from Jersey that sell you suits cheap down south. But only out of "necessity."

Know what I'm sayin?

[lonevoice]

Well, my goodness gracious! This has been like an Easter egg hunt today. LOL. Okay, here's the link to your Biden thread from yesterday (in case anyone else is looking): http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2093084/posts?page=1

I cannot WAIT to see this video! Oh, and btw, I loved your comment on that thread: "just looked up the symptoms of cerebral aneurysms. Vomiting and loss of consciousness are two of the symptoms. Acting like an idiot isn’t." :-)

[chaosagent]

We’re presently in Whitehorse, BC, Canada, and Naomi Wolfe was on some Canadian interview show spouting this same nonsense about a Fascist takeover of America by the Republicans.

She was also saying that this battalion would be on the streets rounding up people under Martial Law.

The really sad part was that I think the interviewer actually believed her.

[Grizzled Bear]

I think the author, DUmmie mynameisdane, is a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.

Could it be?

[ReeWalker]

Hey PJ....How ya doin?

[PJ-Comix]

What have you been up to? How's the computer business? BTW, I moved from my old pad. More spacious here. Instead of a view of a wall out back, I can see a wonderful pastoral tropical scene of a lake surrounded by palm trees and full of ducks.

How is the computer biz?