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DUmmie FUnnies 09-25-08 (Bill Clinton Appreciation Edition)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 25, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/25/2008 6:50:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
This is a man that knows exactly what his words are and mean.

It depends on what your definitions of "are" are.

61 posted on 09/25/2008 8:25:23 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (William Jefferson Clinton, the Sage of Chappaqua.)
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To: PJ-Comix
He seems to always have some reason to delay campaigning for Obama.

Saxophone Day is November 6. I'm series.


62 posted on 09/25/2008 8:32:34 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (William Jefferson Clinton, the Sage of Chappaqua.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Didn't you know that Bill is a devout Jew.

The Big Hebrew.

63 posted on 09/25/2008 8:37:31 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (William Jefferson Clinton, the Sage of Chappaqua.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Bill Clinton is a black hole

Bill Clinton, the First Black Hole.

64 posted on 09/25/2008 8:40:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (William Jefferson Clinton, the Sage of Chappaqua.)
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To: bcsco
Does this mean we have to change “Just $10 away from...” to “Just $100 away from...”?

There's been some more discussion added at that thread since I posted the DUmmie ALERT!.

However, a useful tip for going to this place.

Its peak traffic (including posting and comments) occurs for about an hour in the morning, and then for about six or seven hours beginning around suppertime, going into the wee hours.

If you're so inclined, and if convenient, I'd suggest you check it out again this evening, to see how it's developing.

Sometimes things develop in ways no one anticipates; I'm not saying it will here, but it's true more usually than not.

65 posted on 09/25/2008 8:47:13 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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I may check it out tomorrow but not this evening. It’s our annual Kiwanis installation dinner tonight, and I’m an installee (for want of a better word...). I have to be there.


66 posted on 09/25/2008 8:52:31 AM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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To: PJ-Comix
How they are able to get such deals I don't know but, remember, I said they sound like wise guys from Joisy.

What kind of meat did you say that was again? You might want to check for fingernails...

67 posted on 09/25/2008 9:19:12 AM PDT by nina0113 (If fences don't work, why does the White House have one?)
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"[Bill is going to passover campaigning for Obama until after Passover.]"

BwaaaHHAHAHhahahaa.... That was great.....

68 posted on 09/25/2008 10:16:51 AM PDT by Hi Heels (Now here at the Rock we have two rules. Rule #1 obey all rules. Rule #2 no writing on the walls...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The plot thickens:

This morning McCain spoke at Bill’s Global Initiative, and had very nice things to say about Bill, and how they were friends.

Obama spoke by satellite, and the satellite feed provided to the networks didn’t include the audience applause, so it looked like Obama was dealing with a broken teleprompter or having mental lapses. Gee, I wonder who arranged that satellite feed for the CLINTON Global Initiative?


69 posted on 09/25/2008 10:24:11 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: PJ-Comix
He is so jealous that he can't see straight.

He can't pee straight for another reason.

70 posted on 09/25/2008 2:10:46 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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To: PJ-Comix

You’ve got to write your memoirs, PJ.


71 posted on 09/25/2008 2:15:44 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Bill Clinton is doing DOUBLE DAMAGE here, he’s hurting Obama AND poisoning the base against Hillary in 2012.

Kucinich/Murtha 2012.


72 posted on 09/25/2008 2:18:01 PM PDT by word_warrior_bob (You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
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To: PJ-Comix
Is anyone keeping track of all Bill Clinton's glib attempts at sabotage?

He seems to always have some reason to delay campaigning for Obama.

Every time he campaigns for Obama he inserts subtle sabotage, yet you are angry that he is delaying campaigning for him.

"Boy the food in this restaurant is really terrible."

"Yes, and such small portions."

73 posted on 09/25/2008 2:24:54 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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Bill Clinton holds a deep jealousy of Barack Obama.

Every time he sees Michelle he thinks, "Oh, man, I'd hit that."

74 posted on 09/25/2008 2:30:44 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Bill Clinton holds a deep jealousy of Barack Obama.

Every time he sees Michelle he thinks, "Oh, man, I'd hit that."


Thanks a lot. Now I have to go rinse my brain in clorox.
75 posted on 09/25/2008 6:59:21 PM PDT by mondonico (Peace through Superior Firepower)
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Thanks a lot. Now I have to go rinse my brain in clorox.

If you don't have to cleanse it with lye, I've not done my job. :-))

76 posted on 09/25/2008 7:31:57 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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....”The cow “fell of the back of the truck”?
Maybe. When I was living in Virginia I saw a truck along the side of the road with a sign advertising for men’s suits. So I stop and the wiseguy with the Joisy accent sold me a really nice suit for an incredibly low price. So just as I’m leaving he warns me: “Remember, if youse tells anybody where you got dis suit, I’m comin’ after you.”

Interestingly this was at the time when I was sort of friends with a Joisy guy who was the son of a wiseguy nicknamed, “Machinegun Slade” which is what he also called himself. The only person I ever knew who had reflexes fast enough to grab flies out of thin air. Unfortunately, he wouldn’t wipe the squished flies off his hand. I actually saw him eating a hamburger with the squished flies on his hand. But that was Machinegun Slade. And don’t even get me started on his broken romance. I had to travel all the way to NJ to help him out on that”....

“Machinegun Slade”

“Joisy Guy going to “rub you out” for telling anyone where you bought a cheap suit”

“Super Secret Market where you buy large Red Baron Pizza’s for only $1.50”

“Hillary will be YOUR NOMINEE in 2012 (sounds a lot like your mantra of ‘HIllary WILL BE YOUR NOMINEE (in 2008)”

“Romney WILL be president, I have just figued out a new angle”

“Secret Information that will bring Joe Biden DOWN”

“The same ‘super secret’ market where you buy 50 cent melons”

“Super Duper Double Secret Information that will lead to the destruction of the Democratic party” (I have spit sworn Charles to secrecy)

But.... “Machinegun Slade”????

Geez.

Give it a rest.


77 posted on 09/25/2008 10:22:03 PM PDT by Mtner77
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To: Paul Heinzman
You’ve got to write your memoirs, PJ.

I'll have to leave out the part about buying a suit from the back of the truck along the side of the road because the wiseguy told me he would come after me if I told anybody about it.

Hmm... I wonder if I can write about the Big Man who gave me a paid vacation in Costa Rica in 1999 where I stayed at his estate with the armed guards outside and the solid wall that rolled back to enter. Oh, and the four life size silver statues along with four of the biggest weimeranner dogs I've ever seen. The computer room inside filled with hot looking Costa Rican chicks running his online gambling operation were my fave!

78 posted on 09/26/2008 4:06:20 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!))
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To: Mtner77
Hey! I've already told several Floridian Freepers where that market is located via Freep Mail. You don't believe me? I'll be happy to FreepMail that info to you. Oh, and I still have 3 of those 99 cent large Red Baron deluxe pizzas in my fridge. As to Biden...Several Freepers already now the details of this. Faq figured it out on his own. All it takes is research. In any event, if that Biden video isn't out by Oct. 15, I promised to let Freepers in the Nashville area know the details on how and where to get it.

And never question the veracity of your humble correspondent. Oh, I do have one "whopper" that may be hard for you to believe---I have the BIGGEST Ping list on the FR. Don't question that because I suffer from severe Ping List envy.

79 posted on 09/26/2008 4:17:59 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!))
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I'll have to leave out the part about buying a suit from the back of the truck along the side of the road because the wiseguy told me he would come after me if I told anybody about it.

That's just how they say "see ya later" in Jersey. It usually doesn't mean anything.

80 posted on 09/26/2008 4:45:58 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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