[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

Unfortunately, I have to go to Wasilla every week to get groceries and other supplies

Wait a second.

If Wasilla is so "small town" and "redneck", then why does this moron need to "go to Wasilla every week to get groceries and other supplies"?

Sounds to me like the writer of this is a bigger redneck than the people in the small redneck town or Wasilla...

or a liar.

[ModelBreaker]

“If Wasilla is so “small town” and “redneck”, then why does this moron need to “go to Wasilla every week to get groceries and other supplies”?”

If you have to ask this question, you really don’t understand what people from Wasilla are capable of.

Every week, rednecks from Wasilla with tatoos and big scary guns come to her house. They take her child hostage and tell her that if she does not go to Wasilla to buy groceries right then, the child will die. Of course, she obeys.

[realcleanguy]

exactly