[Rome2000]

McCain can call a Town Hall meeting and invite HUSSEIN, if he doesn’t show, McCain can sit next to Husseins empty chair and take questions from REAL AMERICANS

[TheRobb7]

McCain could do a town hall meeting and have a cardboard cut out (full-size) of Obama on the stage with a microphone pointed at it.

McCain should then NEVER REFER TO IT...until the end of the session:

“Before we go, Senator Obama, do have anything you’d like to add?”

[Centurion2000]

McCain can call a Town Hall meeting and invite HUSSEIN, if he doesn’t show, McCain can sit next to Husseins empty chair and take questions from REAL AMERICANS

Wonderful. If anything McCain's party should have speaker on the cardboard cutout so that anytime anyone asked it a question it spits back "CHANGE !!!" / "YES, WE CAN" / UHM.