This reminds me of the time that my wife found crayon lines on the wall, and asked our then only child who did it. My daughter hesitated, and suggested maybe a dog did it.
We didn’t have a dog then.
The difference is that my daughter was two years old at the time of the infraction.
Hi, my name is Clyde, is your daughter’s name Bonnie, by the way? We could go far together!
My daughter likes to blame “Mr. Nobody”. She knows how to get away with murder.