DUmmie FUnnies 09-16-08 (Primal Scream DUmmies Rage Over Obama Poll Plunge)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 16, 2008 | PJ-Comix

[Kirkwood]

Vast right-wing conspiracy? Check!

[Charles Henrickson]

How can Obama raise 66 million dollars in August . . .

$ORO$.

and have over 80 thousand people show up at his Denver speech. . . .

It was a convention of the entire Democrat Party. DUh!

[mondonico]

Imagine the implosion when (a) McCain/Palin carry 40+ states; (b) Republicans gain control of the Senate and House; (c) all the state anti-affirmative action referenda pass.

Wishful thinking? I prefer to call it the audacity of hope.

[Charles Henrickson]

80 percent of this country believes that this country is going in the wrong direction. . . .

Half of that number is people who think the country is going too LIBERAL.

I'm supposed to believe that McCain who votes with Bush 90 percent of the times is tied with Obama?

Maybe because Obama votes with Dingy Harry Reid 100% of the time--on the few occasions when Obama actually shows up for work!

[Charles Henrickson]

COME ON!

RAVE ON!

[y6162]

“Let’s not forget the huge number of vituperative, small minded bigots who want to gloat over the libruls’ despair. “

That’d be me! =)

[Charles Henrickson]

he's tied with a Republican who was responsible for enabling Bush?

Try as you might, you guys cannot get Bush on the ballot.

[mnehring]

The next time some f*cker tells you that global warming is a myth, punch the shit out of them.

Oh great hippie, encourage me to go out and tell it to everyone with the hope one of your DUmbass friends takes your advice and tries to hit me... not the best advice.

[mnehring]

I'm supposed to believe that McCain who votes with Bush 90 percent of the times....

President Bush has a vote in the Senate?

[Charles Henrickson]

COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!

Is that you, benburch?

[bcsco]

The Media and the Polls they road in on are FULL of SHIT!

Not as much as the Obama you rode in on...

[beckysueb]

From watching the questions FoxNews puts out on BOR, Greta, etc, there is about 8 to 10% of the people who are raving moonbats like these people yet they think the majority of the country agrees with them. Amazing! I am talking about questions where you can go online and vote. For example, if they asked the question, Do you believe John McCain is a space alien, 8 to 10% would say yes.

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm supposed to believe that Obama and McCain are tied?

No.

McCain has pulled ahead.

[Pinkbell]

Top 40! Yes!!!!

[bcsco]

[Would it make you feel better if they added magenta to their electoral map color scheme?]

Wouldn't puce be more representative?

[Charles Henrickson]

McCain picks a woman to be his running mate (for political reasons) who has absolutely no foreign policy experience (a credential he ripped Obama for)

a) Obama is running for the TOP spot. b) Lots of governors (both Democrat and Republican), who by definition do not deal heavily in foreign policy, have been on the national ticket. c) Obama doesn't have any executive experience either.

[never4get]

Holy Carpola....A Moonbat Melt Down....WOW!

[Arrowhead1952]

How can Obama raise 66 million dollars in August, gain another 500,000 donors and have over 80 thousand people show up at his Denver speech and be tied with a corrupt politician who can't even get 5000 people to hear him speak, who can't raise money on his own and has to lie about the crowd sizes to create perception that he's doing well enough to be considered a presidential hopeful?

[So what address can I send you your Guy Fawkes costume?]

97% of all stastics are made up on the spot DUmmie. 80,000 showed up? BBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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The Democrats have registered 11,000,000 more Democrats than the Republicans and I'm supposed to believe that Obama and McCain are tied?

[Tied among voters who do not reside in cemeteries.]

And 35,000,000 PUMAS are voting for McCain / Palin. (See there DUmmie? I can make up stats too.)

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McCain picks a woman to be his running mate (for political reasons) who has absolutely no foreign policy experience (a credential he ripped Obama for), who is as corrupt as he is and is just a heartbeat away from the presidency and he and Obama are tied?

[Not tied. Ahead.]

Hey DUmmie, just what kind of foreign policy does the BOWEL Movement have that qualifies him to be POTUS? Being friends with Bill Ayers?

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And the polls...?

GALLUP IS LYING!
RASMUSSEN IS LYING!

[But not Jason Leopold. You can always believe him.]

DUmmies question polls? That is a FIRST.

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The Republicans know exactly what they're doing....If they can keep the polls looking close, when they go to rig the election, it'll not be so obvious.

[All is going according to the Perfect Rovian Plan.]

Rove missed his mark with hurricane Ike.

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My Fondest, Dearest Hope should this happen, is that the hate radio stations and staff are singled out for immediate retaliation.

[Send in the DUmmie Chekha squads to liquidate Rush, Sean, and Laura.]

What about charlie the tuna gibson's hit job on Gov Palin? At least she didn't scream foul.

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Kerry signs were 50:1 over Bush here is S.E. Ohio in 2004. It was unreal. I was positive Kerry would win Ohio. Remember, S.E. Ohio is traditionally foolish in their presidential selection. But they cheated. And they will cheat again. Because they are not patriots as they would have us believe. They are scoundrels of the worst kind.

[Better send Obama into Ohio to "get me a huntin' license."]

We don't put signs and bumper stickers on our property because the party of tolerance will vandalize it DUmmie. We DO have some gray matter between our ears, unlike most of you.

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Keep frightening the TV channels sponsors and advertisers so the channels will back down

[And not report poll results?]

Threats from a DUmmie? Guess we should call the FBI and the SS.

[bcsco]

These polls are complete bullshit, and anyone with half a brain can figure that out.

He, he. Well, DUmmie, you just defined yourself, didn't ya? You figured it out, so...

[Charles Henrickson]

All together! Chuck Todd is LYING! MSNBC is LYING! CNN is LYING! ABC is LYING! CBS is LYING! Wallstreet Journal is LYING! USA Today is LYING! GALLUP IS LYING! RASMUSSEN IS LYING!

It's a big CONSPIRACY, I tell ya!