An email from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States...a point to ponder despite your political affiliations:
‘We, in Ireland , can’t figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States .
On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can’t seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to a hate white America church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn’t even like the country her husband wants to run!
Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate ‘Mc’ terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship !!
What in God’s name are ya lads thinkin over there??”
And that is why Ireland is the shining beacon of Europe! America could do well with a few more Irish philosophers.