(grin!) Deal. We’ll even throw in a few hairy-legged feminazi sycophants so that Auntie Helen doesn’t get lonely. It’s OK: they’re perfectly harmless if you keep them in their cage, and they’ve been spayed so you won’t get any unwanted pups. Just throw them some raw tofu every once in a while!
This may take a bit of thinking. Please pardon the delay... Best to you, and FReegards!