PING!
Why would you want to send Hillary to Alaska?
[Try "sensational," "fantastic," "blow-the-roof-off-the-place great," "record ratings". . . .]
[Try "Zero," as in "Zero! Zero! Zero!"]
A community organizer is a fancy name for a nobody. Useless as +i+$ on a boar hog.
[This "little pip" just ripped your guy a new one!]
DUmmies are very scared of this woman.
[AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! IT'S THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER!!!!!!!]
[That must explain her 86% approval ratings.]
It's on the record - Alaskans know it and say very good things about her. They are heartbroken that she is leaving, but know the country needs her now.
[However, we FULLY understand why you PMS people are so consumed with Palin Madness Syndrome!]
Has pbs go over to the dark, evil (R) side too?
[Correction, Obama is a "he."]
Repeat after me DUmmie.
The BOWEL Movement has 143 days experience in the senate. She has been a governor.
The BOWEL Movement has 143 days experience in the senate. She has been a governor.
The BOWEL Movement has 143 days experience in the senate. She has been a governor.
[. . . and she'll still do better than Obama's "uhs" and Biden's gaffes.]
PSSST DUmmie, the teleprompter broke and she did fine. Remember when the BOWEL Movement's broke and he was saying "Uh ah Uh ah Uh ah" for several minutes?
[When all else fails, play the race card. I predict that will be your fall-back excuse come November.]
obama has one huge obstacle and that is he stinks, i.e. BO.