DUmmie FUnnies 08-29-08 (DUmmies Already Slamming Sarah Palin)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 29, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

Governor Palin shares John McCain’s commitment to overturning Roe v. Wade. . . .

EXCELLENT! That's what I want to hear!

[Purrcival]

Saw that. They analyzed one picture where Palin appears with other governors and she’s in the front row, claiming that she doesn’t look pregnant (she was 7 months along, at the time, apparently). And they claim to see a baby bump on the oldest daughter in some other pictures.

What they DON’T explain, however, is how can a Governor of a state lead such a public life without anyone else calling that into question? And if they were trying to cover up a daughter’s pregnancy, I wouldn’t expect them to have her in the FRONT of a picture, midsection exposed. They would have hidden the daughter’s midsection, a la TV shows or movies where the star is pregnant but her character in the movie isn’t.

[Charles Henrickson]

Sarah's okay as a governor of a state of 600,000 population, but a heartbeat away from the presidency?

OK, now she's moved up from mayor of a town of 9,000 to governor of a state of 600,000. Actually, though, it's closer to 700,000 (670,000). Oh, BTW, what's the population of Delaware, Joe Biden's state? 850,000? Not a whole lot of difference. And Biden has never been governor.

[Ronaldus Magnus Reagan]

She should have aborted the tissue and moved forward with her life... Stupid is as stupid does

But yet they insist that we can't execute tissue with murderous convictions on death row. The double standard is breathtaking.

[Charles Henrickson]

Expose Her!

She IS very good looking--much prettier than Biden--but I don't think we have to go that far.

[Paul Heinzman]

Why not?

[Roscoe Karns]

This thread needs more Sarah Palin pics:

[Charles Henrickson]

Did anyone else see that picture of her with a fish. What a Nazi nut!

Palin is in danger of losing the Fish Rights vote.

[Charles Henrickson]

Did anyone else see that picture of her with a fish.

Palin with fish:

[Charles Henrickson]

KO is the best. He will rip this broad apart.

Derogatory sexist terms apparently are only bad when Republicans use them.

[Charles Henrickson]

She has an EIGHTY (80) percent approval rating in AK???

AKK!!!

[duckman]

Looks like he is about to commit Hari Cari.

[Roscoe Karns]

That’s one species of fish not considered to be brain food. Be sure to remove all the plugs before eating.

[Arrowhead1952]

Palin Is A Wacko; Expose Her! Did anyone else see that picture of her with a fish. What a Nazi nut!

[Holding a salmon with a hook in it's mouth? Gestapo torturer!!!]

I'll give Mrs. Palin a + 10 points for getting under this DUmmies skin with that picture.

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She has an EIGHTY (80) percent approval rating in AK???

[Uh-Oh!]

Well, the bounce BO got from the DNCC will take care of that - UH OH, that was a "dead cat" bounce.

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I really hope this backfires. But again the media will play this BS up. Hopefully the American people won't bite.

[They might like a bite of mooseburger.]

This DUmmie must not have listened to the introduction of Mrs Palin as the VP. People were ecstatic during the announcement and her speech.

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She hunts wolves from helicopters. how sick is that? They run down wolves with a helicopter and when they finally collapse from exhaustion the mighty hunters blast them with high powered rifles. She's a perfect successor to Cheney.

Hey DUmmie, wanna go wolf huntin with the VP choice.

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She should have aborted the tissue and moved forward with her life... Stupid is as stupid does.

[Said the DUmmie from NARAL.]

Typical DUmmie not caring a thing about the unborn.

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Puma loves it. They are wild with delight over at the PUMA board. YEA!!

[Uh-oh!]

Delight is an understatement. They even locked the PUMA board to everyone except members this afternoon.

[visualops]

will be released in either 24 business hours or soon after the Republican convention

You're such a tease!

[doug from upland]

Skip to comments.DFU SONG: Sara (for the next Vice President of the United States, Sarah Palin)
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Posted on 08/29/2008 11:00:41 AM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - SARA (scroll down on the page)

[beans36]

Sarah's okay as a governor of a state of 600,000 population, but a heartbeat away from the presidency?

That governing experience the DUmmie so cavalierly dismisses is the only governing experience of the 4 nominees. Well, at least until Biden makes some up for the debate. In fact, if you laid out the resumés of the 4 nominees with the names and parties redacted, an unbiased reader would most likely dismiss the Messiah immediately and consider the other 3 for the top job.

[Right_Wing_Madman]

Puma loves it. They are wild with delight over at the PUMA board.

Just keep Bill away!

[Nasher]

Palin Is A Wacko

I guess hanging out with pervs like Frank Marshall Davis, William Ayers then later getting hummers in limos while doing a little crack qualifies you as normal? DUmmies make so much sense.

[beckysueb]

My daughter in law is an official Eskimo. She still owns 60 acres of beautiful land in Alaska. She is a dark skinned black haired beauty and mother to my 3 cute little papooses.