COLORADO (Be Sure to Wear a Gas Mask on Your Face)
Tune: "San Francisco" (Be Sure to Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair)" Original
If you're goin' to Colorado
Be sure to wear a gas mask on your face
If you're goin' to Colorado
You're gonna breathe some pepper spray and mace
For when in Denver, Colorado
Democrats will see a riot there
In the streets of Colorado
Angry people with foul-mouth words to spare
Democrat convention
Chaos and dissension
Moonbats revoltin'
Beggin' for some attention
Take 'em off to detention
Moonbats revoltin'
Man, they're revoltin'!
For when in Denver, Colorado
Be sure to wear a gas mask on your face
If you come to Colorado
Democrats will be a basket case
If you come to Colorado
Democrats will be a basket case