Your place actually sounds relaxing.
I have 8 cats, 2 gun dogs, and nephew who likes to blow things up and shoot cannons off, plus an elderly father with alzheimers who sometimes still thinks it is WWII.
I can see it now: FREEPER SWAP! Only on Fox! You also have to take the 14 year old and the bulimic cat, whom I suspect started this nonsense by barfing somewhere close by Henry’s kennel.
Gotta admit it, your house sounds mighty interesting.