Well, I suppose don’t have to take any job you don’t want. How is that an issue? Most oil production jobs are unionized. Most coal mining jobs are unionized. That’s just the way it is.
Being retarded is not a unionized job. Its totally free-lance. But I wasn’t advertising for an opening.
In caveman days, fire was probably just as useful and, you could go to a friend's cave and barter for some coals to heat-up your 'crib'. As the pelts piled up, the 'firestarter' could go out and barter for things like, I don't know, women?
Over time you realize that you'd better learn to make fire or this guy's gonna get all the girls and your 'footprint' in the scheme of things will disappear altogether.
Fast forward to today and you'll understand the need for gay marriage: Not enough chicks 'cause you're paying way too much at the pump.
Most oil-rich countries can buy whatever they need and begin producing it on their own. What they don't have (and what we used to have in abundance- like freedom) they aren't interested in anyway. So, what you have to do is, get together with your friends, and go over and whiz on this guy's fire enterprize. Put Fred Flintstone out of business. This will increase your currency (street cred for the Homies) and your women will be thankful.
Drill here, Drill Now is simply learning how to build your own fire, warm the cave, and keep the ladies at home. Absent that, I wouldn't want to be in Iran or any other oil-rich region fanning neutron coals when the boys who are taking it on the chin sporting very full bladders finally decide to come calling.