[Deo volente]

Reasons to vote for Obama:

Supports infanticide.
Will stand by his muslim brothers over the US
Wife hates America
Sat in an America-hating, racist “church” for 20 years
Bought a $1.2MM house in Chicago thanks to Tony Rezko
Thinks Clarence Thomas is not qualified to sit on SCOTUS
Friends with terrorist Bill Ayers
Has never held a management position in his life
American citizenship is questionable
Attended schools in Indonesia where he was listed as a “muslim”
Voted “Present” 130 times while in the IL state legislature
Was called a constitutional law professor when, in fact, he was a lecturer

What’d I leave out?



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