I don’t question your sanity. I question your education.
Yes I have received the standard public education propaganda. However, I have also gone beyond that myopic and rather limited presentation of their humanist agenda to study religion and philosophy as my electives. I have also studied as part of my profession (IT security) large numbers and randomness.
In fact, I hold a couple of patents in that space and given the uniqueness of the conditions required to support life on a planetary body, under the rules of observable science, with the limitations of biology and with all the possible permutations required to build both the DNA and RNA codes required to create a man, find it impossible that a random series of events could possibly result in man.