[roadcat]

I’m sure everyone that has a teenage daughter or son is excited about the prospect of having them work at the local fast food joint, alone with uneducated, 40 year old illegal aliens that speak little or no English.

Look at the bright side. These kids are on the fast track to learn Spanish. How do you say "Keep your filthy hands off me you perv?" in Spanish?

[MediaMole]

For some girls, the illegals are just dangerous Casanovas who will really make their parents mad. They won’t acknowledge that their parents were right until they are 45 and caring for three fatherless high school dropouts.

[Vroomfondel]

How do you say "Keep your filthy hands off me you perv?" in Spanish?

I'm pretty certain it's something like "no toucho".