Truth is usually stranger than fiction.
But good satire like this tempts the reader to think it true, especially the part about the Aboriginal Occupation zone.
;^)
Aid Recipients Celebrate Dependence Day
. . . Barkhard makes sure there’s lots of food, too, by making a special food stamp run to the grocery store.
“Those food stamps sure comes in handy during celebrations,” Barkhard said. “Most times I just trade them for booze, because we don’t get any booze stamps, yet. But we do have a Democratic congress, so we’ll keep hoping.”