Time travel ~ that's next. That's why he thought there were 57 states and why he has such a strange chunk of information recording his birth.
He's here to do something to his enemies in the distant future! (Fo Sho).
Btw, Gerald Ford was never elected. He
was a Republican, chose Nelson Rockefeller to serve as VP, then Dole as a running mate, but his mother was never a Communist radical cavorting with foreigners, as far as we can tell.
Oh, and he did lose to Jimmy Carter.
If there is a Martian Time Travel explanation for Obama's 57 states theory or esoteric monkey-god idol connection, we would like to hear it. What would a President appointed by the monkey god be like?