Reporter: Mr. Obama, there’s been some talk that the BC produced by Daily Kos is a fake and that you’re covering up something regarding your birth history and perhaps your pedigree. Any comments?
Obama: No not really. Everything is out there and transparent. I’ve got nothing to hide.
Reporter: Don’t you agree that this could be an issue perhaps a smoking gun if you don’t address it now?
Obama: Address what, Young Lady? My birth history has been well documented in a number of publications including my own autobio.
REporter: Wikipedia says you were born in Kapiolani Medial Center but other sites linked to your site and the Senate lists Queens Hospital. What hospital were you born at?
Obama: I think I see where you’re going with this. No one has ever brought this up in the numerous campaigns that I’ve had. If you think you’re going to Swiftboat me on this you’re wrong.
(Obama exits “swiftly”)