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I'm not an old timer, but, if no ones asked for the job yet, I'll take.

I would like to give fair warning however that at times I can be a closed-minded, mean, cruel, heartless, vicious, revenge seeking bitch who can carry a grudge against someone until they are no longer sucking air. But I can be fair, objective and quiet docile - once the meds kick in.

Well those are my qualifications, do I get the job?

[Soliton]

I would like to give fair warning however that at times I can be a closed-minded, mean, cruel, heartless, vicious, revenge seeking bitch who can carry a grudge against someone until they are no longer sucking air.

Is that really you sweetheart? I regret the divorce too!