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DTG 100147Z JUN 08
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
SUBJ: ZOT
RE: POST 1
1. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONFIRMED REPEAT CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.
2. FR MOD COMMAND HAS INITIATED ZORCH ON TARGET (Z.O.T.).
3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE AUTHORIZED TO EXECUTE OPTION DOGPILE UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MSG. WATCH NCOIC WILL CONDUCT BATTLE DAMAGE ASSESSMENT FOLLOWING STRIKE TERMINATION ORDER.
4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT URSULA FOR AUTHORIZED LINE-DANCE UPON TROLL REMAINS. CONSUMPTION OF ADULT BEVERAGES IS FURTHER AUTHORIZED.
5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: VALHALLA-OVERLORD.
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NOTHING FOLLOWS
EOM EOM EOM
Dang...I shouldda been here sooner!!!
(Too late for the ZOT!)