Posted on 05/30/2008 11:26:55 AM PDT by kingattax
I got as far a the machete video camera also, I want one.
the little old comma is so often missed
“...without polluting emissions”
So then, he won’t be defectating at all for 10 months?
He’ll be pretty backed up by the time he leaves the island, won’t he?
I know I wouldn’t want to sit next to him on the flight home.
Oh how often I have thought of doing just this, a year long all expense paid vacation.
Do girls in grass skirts come with the package??
If you are alive, even on a deserted island with no pollution devices, you are still altering nature. I think it would be best if the guy just drowns himself immediately.
“Hillary Clinton and a sheep wash up on shore”
oh what the heck....
A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get ‘those feelings’ again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn’t had sex for months.
Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
He said, ‘Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?’
Now that’s classic. We should just give them numbers, and post the numbers.
LOL good one
Heck, that stupid reality show, “Survivor” has problems with contestants losing too much weight. And they most certainly have a lot more support personnel.
This guy is asking to have someone find his dead body after 10 months. Make for some great TV, though...could call it “Death Watch.”
He will find timber to build a shelter, feed on the rudimentary fishing, plants and the harvesting of rainwater to survive.
The ambition of this documentary is to make a reflection on our lifestyle, our current system and our relationship to nature.
These people want to dismantle "our current system" and flog us back to the jungle and the cave.
Is this what we'll look like in 2108?
Might need this?
So exactly what is he setting out to “prove”? That we would all be better off if we would just separate from one another, eat nuts and berries, live in wood and straw huts (life expectancy was less than 30 years for our ancient ancestor)
Or maybe it is nothing more complicated than he just went through a bad relationship and now has such low self-esteem he feels his only recourse is to go off and live alone.
Oh well. Another looney to put on my IGNORE list.
That doesn’t look like a bad place to live for a year.
He’d better not get appendicitis. Or an infected bug bite.
LOL! My first thought!
Maybe they will have an offspring and name it “Spalding”
He’ll be able to do the old rubbing two sticks together to start a fire. I do wonder about the lack of communication. And more importantly - just watching Survivor Man trying to keep his camera’s alive for seven days in a hot, humid, wet climate - I hope he has plenty of spare cameras. I saw one where survivor man had like 4 camera’s, and only the small handheld one worked at the end!
I can see it now. No radio, etc. And the last part of his movie is “Here I am, on day 10. A milestone out of my 300 days. My camp is in order, I have - hey, is this thing on? Hello, testing 1,2 -——”.
cool except for the fact that if he gets malaria or cuts a finger off or breaks a bone, the medics will fly in and save him. That makes things like this a little easier to do.
Using google earth, I see at least three areas that have structures built. I highly doubt if the island is always deserted.
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