FELINE LAWS OF PHYSICS (teh funneh)

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[Turret Gunner A20]

GRRRRREAT ROTFLMAO

[uglybiker]

Mine doesn't bother w3ith the keyboard.
She has other ways of getting attention. ;-)

[A knight without armor]

Looks like you BETTER pay attention!

[metmom]

ping

[Pistolshot]

[Petronski]

As a kitten, our tomcat Aretha insisted on wrestling himself into one of my sandals, under the strap, with his head at the toe.

It was as if he reasoned “if I’m insufferably cute, they have to keep me.”

[SlowBoat407]

[uglybiker]

Her mother trained her well.

[Pistolshot]

Michael's Theorem of Feline Interface - Any person who is allergic, or does not like felines will attract the most in the shortest amount of time.

Michael's Corollary to Michael's Theorem of Feline Interface - Any person who suffers from the above theorem will instigate all other laws concerning, gravity, affection, and will null and void any effort to remove feline. Usually with biting, scratching and blood occurring, some requiring medical attention.

[Judith Anne]

I am halfway considering letting a kitten acquire me....the dogs are great with other animals, if I can just think of a place for the litter box...not having an outdoor cat, too many coyotes out here.

[TBP]

Or when a cat decides it’shelpful to stretch out where your mouse is. (Or rest its head on your arm.)

[Biggirl]

I see this cat’s face is a serious thinker! =^..^=

[TBP]

The printer is my cat's favorite piece of ‘puter gear

Our two, Willie and Maggie, know how to make the printer print. (Maggie also knows how to run the scanner. I left it open once to go to the bathroom and she left me a beautiful scna of ehr rear end.) They're also quite good at turning on the answering machine on the bedroom phone (which we don't use for that -- the one in the living room takes messages. If they're both on, neither works.) High-tech kitties, those two.

[TBP]

Maggie and Willie like to get in our suitcases when we’re packing for a trip. With brilliant cat logic, they figure that that way, either we won’t be able to go or we’ll take them along. Of course, neither of these has worked out so far, but there’s always hope — especially when you don’t have a whole lot of memory and it’s mostly used for important information, such as whre your bowl is.

[steveo]

bPmu 4 l8tr lol

[HeartlandOfAmerica]

Our Trouble learned a long time ago how to open our cupboard doors. He's learned that if he slips his paws behind the handles and just lets himself fall backwards, the doors open as if by magic!

So he's got us trained now that if there are cabinet doors open on ground level, we blame each other, but know in our hearts where the "trouble" really is ;)

[shove_it]

WOW! That scanner trick is impressive. Rodman likes to prance around on my fax machine because it ‘beeps’ at her when she does it but I then have to reprogram it.

[greyfoxx39]

placemark

[do not press 2 for spanish]

My two condo cats snuggle-up to me in bed, every night, and drain the heat from me. But I don’t mind; it’s a privilege to be of service to them... heh.

[do not press 2 for spanish]

LOL; so true.