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FELINE LAWS OF PHYSICS (teh funneh)
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Posted on 05/26/2008 7:25:26 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro
Collings' Law of Feline Vomiting
Cheung's Modification to Collings' Law of Feline Vomiting Uglybiker's Law of Feline Vomiting:
The frequency that a cat vomits on a given surface is directly proportional to the possibility of stepping on it in the middle of the night while trying to find the bathroom.
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posted on
05/26/2008 9:20:37 AM PDT
by
uglybiker
(I do not suffer from mental illness. I quite enjoy it, actually.)
To: TRY ONE
Y R U pinging meh? 
IT'S MAH THREAD
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
05/26/2008 9:23:06 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
05/26/2008 9:26:15 AM PDT
by
Abundy
To: do not press 2 for spanish
“Dogs have masters; cats have staff...”Cats think people are warm furniture.
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posted on
05/26/2008 9:29:16 AM PDT
by
Publius6961
(You're Government, it's not your money, and you never have to show a profit.)
To: martin_fierro
ROFLMAO That was GREAT! LOL I have a Photo even!
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posted on
05/26/2008 9:33:42 AM PDT
by
Danae
(Remember: Obama = Pull out from Iraq. PLAN on voting, or accept responsibility for the consequences.)
To: 21stCenturion
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posted on
05/26/2008 9:50:40 AM PDT
by
21stCenturion
("It's the Judges, Stupid !")
To: martin_fierro
When a cat is present, no rug may remain in its naturally flat state for long.In our house, we refer to this as "rug orgami,"n art form at which our two are particurly talented.
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posted on
05/26/2008 9:55:10 AM PDT
by
TBP
To: martin_fierro
When a cat is present, no rug may remain in its naturally flat state for long.In our house, we refer to this as "rug origami," an art form at which our two are particurly talented.
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posted on
05/26/2008 9:55:26 AM PDT
by
TBP
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
05/26/2008 9:57:54 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
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Ping to myself for later enjoyment.
Dear Daughter just added a kitten to her family’s menagerie: Bichon male puppy, tame dove, now a precious kitten. The three of them are hilarious! But they will likely have to confine the dove more, as the kitten grows.
To: martin_fierro
I propose the following rule of feline fysics:
“It is impossible to read a newspaper with a cat on your lap.”
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posted on
05/26/2008 10:23:34 AM PDT
by
shove_it
(and have a nice day)
To: martin_fierro
For some reason our cat Pumpkin tries to fit himself into small boxes. The smaller the box, the harder he tries to squeeze himself into it. We have many times been amazed at his successes.
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posted on
05/26/2008 10:24:45 AM PDT
by
Excellence
(Why do scoundrels like Ayers gravitate to public education when Plan A fails?)
To: shove_it
I propose the following rule of feline fysics:
“It is impossible to type on a keyboard when a kitten decides its warm enough to curl up on it to nap.”
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posted on
05/26/2008 10:27:23 AM PDT
by
HeartlandOfAmerica
(Don't blame me - I voted for Fred and am STILL a FredHead!)
To: Petronski
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posted on
05/26/2008 10:34:37 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: HeartlandOfAmerica
The Danae Collary to First Law of Energy Conservation (Feline Thermodynamics Law 1): Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will therefore use as little energy as possible in sleeping on top of any running computer equipment, including Monitors, Towers, and keyboards.
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posted on
05/26/2008 10:40:49 AM PDT
by
Danae
(Remember: Obama = Pull out from Iraq. PLAN on voting, or accept responsibility for the consequences.)
To: Daffynition
To: Danae
My little cohorts-in-crime:
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posted on
05/26/2008 11:02:47 AM PDT
by
HeartlandOfAmerica
(Don't blame me - I voted for Fred and am STILL a FredHead!)
To: HeartlandOfAmerica
The printer is my cat's favorite piece of ‘puter gear, especially when its printing. Her name is Rodman (bad as I wanna be).
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posted on
05/26/2008 11:13:48 AM PDT
by
shove_it
(and have a nice day)
To: Slings and Arrows
Any horizontal elevated surface contains at least 1 square cat of area.
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posted on
05/26/2008 11:14:34 AM PDT
by
OSHA
(framing it as though you've magically neutralized any potential negative eventuality)
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