[E. Cartman]

... and here you always thought those street corner gals in the seedier portion of downtown gave it away for ridiculously low prices...! ;)

Nah...just wait until they come out with "The Official Cindy MacCain" fun pack...you'll have to be over 18 with valid ID as proof to be eligible.

Oh, and, Mug-Whores, there's a minimum assessment of $50.00 to cover shipping and handling of your official John MacCain products.

If they're charging more for shipping and handling than the product's worth, it's your personal guarantee that you're getting an officially approved John MacCain product.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Nah...just wait until they come out with "The Official Cindy MacCain" fun pack...you'll have to be over 18 with valid ID as proof to be eligible.

Not to worry, however: once Juan's outfitted them, one and all, with those sweet, snazzy valid U.S. drivers' licenses he's so anxious to bestow... they'll all have "valid U.S. ID," no matter where they're really from, or how they got here! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -- !!!

[Liz]

...just wait until they come out with "The Official Cindy MacCain" fun pack...you'll have to be over 18 with valid ID as proof to be eligible........

ROTFL. Now, now guys, I don't want any fighting over who gets the first shot at the The Official Cindy MacCain Fun Pack.

Relax a bit, and hoist a few cold ones, why don't you. A/B heiress Cindy would approve.