[o_zarkman44]

already spent on a new gun and some more ammo. What better American industry could I invest in?

[BigCinBigD]

I bought a new recliner. :)

[Misschuck]

Not as funny as the “Lez for Prez” off to the right side.

[mbynack]

I told my wife that I wanted to spend my rebate check on a new gun. She told me that I have enough guns. I don't understand that statement. I think that I need to purchase at least one firearm per year to support the gun industry. She thinks that once my two gun safes are full I should stop buying them.

We finally had to come to an understanding about who wears the pants in the family - and if I wanted to get into them I had to use the check for a family vacation. I was thinking about going to the National Firearms Museum.