I’m surprised when people ask this question on John’s threads. John Semmens is a fellow FReeper who writes exquisite satire. I’m a big fan (and have been for some time now).
Check out his previous threads - it’s worth the effort.
So is the story for real, if he writes satire? :-)
I’ll try to check out previous posts by Mr. Semmens when I get a chance! :-)
(Shhhhhhh....you’ll spoil the surprise)
~</;o)