My favorite Mother's day gift was from my ex husband. He decided I needed a mop & wringer thing, like you see in schools. I was in shock for days. No dinner & the kids were little so I was mad. On Father's day, he didn't get the dinner & fishing stuff he wanted. He got a Big Stinky Fly Trap & a pooper scooper.
Now a mop is weird.
PRICELESS!!!!