[purpleraine]

Just don’t shake hands with the employees lol!

[mkjessup]

Just don't shake hands with the employees lol!

No worries, I'm shaking hands only with 'human rights' do-gooders, Liberals, and any NDP members I might run into.

Which reminds me (in a fashion) of an old story about a Harvard educated fellow, who finds himself in a public men's room, standing next to a burly Texan visting from out of town, and as the Texan finishes draining the weasel, he zips himself up and starts to head for the exit, the Harvard graduate calls after him "I say there, at Harvard they taught us to wash our hands after relieving ourselves!"

And the Texan called back and says "That's real nice, c'mon down to Texas where they teach us not to p*ss on our hands when taking a leak!"