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Rush Limbaugh To Promote Operation Stimulus
Counterjab.com ^ | 4/16/08 | Chris Davis

Posted on 04/15/2008 10:38:26 PM PDT by writer33

Palm Beach—In what may be Rush Limbaugh’s most brazen move to flaunt his wealth, a new operation has been born. On the eve of the first mailings of the economic stimulus checks, Limbaugh has decided to promote “Operation Stimulus,” beginning with his show on Wednesday, April 16, 2008.

A source close to Limbaugh said that the operation consists of three phases:

Phase 1: Receive and deposit your check into your bank account.

Phase 2: Use those funds to pay your credit card bill.

Phase 3: Spend your entire tax refund at the EIB Store.

The new operation was devised, the unnamed source noted, to get more of his (Limbaugh’s) tax money back. The source at the EIB Southern Command Post stated, “This was pretty much a consensus. We felt that sense we weren’t going to get a welfare check, I mean stimulus check, that it was in our best interest to get some of our tax money back.”

The source went on to detail that Rush—as well as those that work for him—had paid far more than their fair share of taxes, and deserved their stimulus check. “Rush felt that the government shafts him every year, and that this time he wasn’t going to get the shaft. It’s only fair. The government is sending out checks to people that don’t even pay taxes. Now if that isn’t welfare, then I don’t know what else you would call it.”

There were many bitter people, however, that disagreed with “Operation Stimulus," finding many of them on the mean streets of Miami. We talked with the countless bitter people to get a pulse from the public.

“Limbaugh is a pig,” said Shirley Betts, a 30-year old mother of two living with her parents. “My children need that money for their milk. I don’t appreciate him making a joke of this stimulus check. He disgusts me!”

“I’m sick and tired of fat cats like Limbaugh getting rich off the backs of the poor,” fired John Holmes, a 65-year old retiree, living on his Social Security. “It’s bad enough that we’re getting screwed by the taxman, but to have him scoff at us is even worse. I wish just once that he had to choose between his prescription drugs and food. I hope he rots in hell!”

“L, What up, yo,” quipped Master B, a 25-year old resident of the projects. “Why you gotta be dissin’ my peeps in the hood, yo? That ain’t cool, man. This is why we support Barack, yo!”

Because of Limbaugh’s greedy motive, it’s clear that he intends to make a laughing stock out of the economic stimulus checks, leaving thousands of poverty stricken Americans at the brunt of his joke.

“Our intentions are not to disenfranchise people,” laughed the unnamed source. “We’re willing to take the money of any poor people that can even afford a credit card. And if they can’t, there is no better time than now to get one of those secured Visas, spending every dime on Rush Limbaugh. Now what could be more satisfying than that?”


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To: writer33

Sometimes your satire is a little too close to the truth. I can actually see Rush doing this. :)


21 posted on 04/16/2008 6:34:37 AM PDT by SouthTexas (If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space!)
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To: writer33

Sometimes your satire is a little too close to the truth. I can actually see Rush doing this. :)


22 posted on 04/16/2008 6:35:25 AM PDT by SouthTexas (If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space!)
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To: writer33

Funny! bttt


23 posted on 04/16/2008 6:57:28 AM PDT by Matchett-PI (Proud member of "Operation Chaos" having the T-shirt , ball cap and bumpersticker to prove it.)
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To: Enterprise
I’m so embarrassed. I thought operation stimulus was going to be a push for free Viagra....
for 3$USD a shot/pill for... ahh, nevermind...(when was PLAYBOY, 3$ an issue? :)


24 posted on 04/16/2008 7:48:28 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (just b/c you're paranoid,doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you..our hopes were dashed by CINOs :)
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To: cricket

Thanks for reading, cricket. I appreciate it.


25 posted on 04/16/2008 7:09:48 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: E.G.C.

Thanks for the bump, E.G.C.


26 posted on 04/16/2008 7:10:11 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: Enterprise
I’m so embarrassed. I thought operation stimulus was going to be a push for free Viagra.

What were you doing up that early, E? Thanks for reading. I appreciate it. Good one. :-)

27 posted on 04/16/2008 7:11:54 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: SouthTexas
Sometimes your satire is a little too close to the truth. I can actually see Rush doing this.

It would be fun if only to make liberals mad. That's what would be great.

28 posted on 04/16/2008 7:13:20 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: Matchett-PI

Glad you enjoyed it, Matchett. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it. Thanks for the bump as well.


29 posted on 04/16/2008 7:15:16 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: writer33

BLOAT.


30 posted on 04/16/2008 7:17:31 PM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (John McCain - The Manchurian Candidate? http://www.usvetdsp.com/manchuan.htm)
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To: mad_as_he$$

What does BLOAT mean?


31 posted on 04/16/2008 8:54:28 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: writer33

Buy Lots Of Ammo Today!


32 posted on 04/17/2008 5:10:58 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (John McCain - The Manchurian Candidate? http://www.usvetdsp.com/manchuan.htm)
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