Posted on 04/15/2008 10:38:26 PM PDT by writer33
Palm BeachIn what may be Rush Limbaughs most brazen move to flaunt his wealth, a new operation has been born. On the eve of the first mailings of the economic stimulus checks, Limbaugh has decided to promote Operation Stimulus, beginning with his show on Wednesday, April 16, 2008.
A source close to Limbaugh said that the operation consists of three phases:
Phase 1: Receive and deposit your check into your bank account.
Phase 2: Use those funds to pay your credit card bill.
Phase 3: Spend your entire tax refund at the EIB Store.
The new operation was devised, the unnamed source noted, to get more of his (Limbaughs) tax money back. The source at the EIB Southern Command Post stated, This was pretty much a consensus. We felt that sense we werent going to get a welfare check, I mean stimulus check, that it was in our best interest to get some of our tax money back.
The source went on to detail that Rushas well as those that work for himhad paid far more than their fair share of taxes, and deserved their stimulus check. Rush felt that the government shafts him every year, and that this time he wasnt going to get the shaft. Its only fair. The government is sending out checks to people that dont even pay taxes. Now if that isnt welfare, then I dont know what else you would call it.
There were many bitter people, however, that disagreed with Operation Stimulus," finding many of them on the mean streets of Miami. We talked with the countless bitter people to get a pulse from the public.
Limbaugh is a pig, said Shirley Betts, a 30-year old mother of two living with her parents. My children need that money for their milk. I dont appreciate him making a joke of this stimulus check. He disgusts me!
Im sick and tired of fat cats like Limbaugh getting rich off the backs of the poor, fired John Holmes, a 65-year old retiree, living on his Social Security. Its bad enough that were getting screwed by the taxman, but to have him scoff at us is even worse. I wish just once that he had to choose between his prescription drugs and food. I hope he rots in hell!
L, What up, yo, quipped Master B, a 25-year old resident of the projects. Why you gotta be dissin my peeps in the hood, yo? That aint cool, man. This is why we support Barack, yo!
Because of Limbaughs greedy motive, its clear that he intends to make a laughing stock out of the economic stimulus checks, leaving thousands of poverty stricken Americans at the brunt of his joke.
Our intentions are not to disenfranchise people, laughed the unnamed source. Were willing to take the money of any poor people that can even afford a credit card. And if they cant, there is no better time than now to get one of those secured Visas, spending every dime on Rush Limbaugh. Now what could be more satisfying than that?
Sometimes your satire is a little too close to the truth. I can actually see Rush doing this. :)
Sometimes your satire is a little too close to the truth. I can actually see Rush doing this. :)
Funny! bttt
Thanks for reading, cricket. I appreciate it.
Thanks for the bump, E.G.C.
What were you doing up that early, E? Thanks for reading. I appreciate it. Good one. :-)
It would be fun if only to make liberals mad. That's what would be great.
Glad you enjoyed it, Matchett. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it. Thanks for the bump as well.
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