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Rush Limbaugh To Promote Operation Stimulus
Counterjab.com ^ | 4/16/08 | Chris Davis

Posted on 04/15/2008 10:38:26 PM PDT by writer33

Palm Beach—In what may be Rush Limbaugh’s most brazen move to flaunt his wealth, a new operation has been born. On the eve of the first mailings of the economic stimulus checks, Limbaugh has decided to promote “Operation Stimulus,” beginning with his show on Wednesday, April 16, 2008.

A source close to Limbaugh said that the operation consists of three phases:

Phase 1: Receive and deposit your check into your bank account.

Phase 2: Use those funds to pay your credit card bill.

Phase 3: Spend your entire tax refund at the EIB Store.

The new operation was devised, the unnamed source noted, to get more of his (Limbaugh’s) tax money back. The source at the EIB Southern Command Post stated, “This was pretty much a consensus. We felt that sense we weren’t going to get a welfare check, I mean stimulus check, that it was in our best interest to get some of our tax money back.”

The source went on to detail that Rush—as well as those that work for him—had paid far more than their fair share of taxes, and deserved their stimulus check. “Rush felt that the government shafts him every year, and that this time he wasn’t going to get the shaft. It’s only fair. The government is sending out checks to people that don’t even pay taxes. Now if that isn’t welfare, then I don’t know what else you would call it.”

There were many bitter people, however, that disagreed with “Operation Stimulus," finding many of them on the mean streets of Miami. We talked with the countless bitter people to get a pulse from the public.

“Limbaugh is a pig,” said Shirley Betts, a 30-year old mother of two living with her parents. “My children need that money for their milk. I don’t appreciate him making a joke of this stimulus check. He disgusts me!”

“I’m sick and tired of fat cats like Limbaugh getting rich off the backs of the poor,” fired John Holmes, a 65-year old retiree, living on his Social Security. “It’s bad enough that we’re getting screwed by the taxman, but to have him scoff at us is even worse. I wish just once that he had to choose between his prescription drugs and food. I hope he rots in hell!”

“L, What up, yo,” quipped Master B, a 25-year old resident of the projects. “Why you gotta be dissin’ my peeps in the hood, yo? That ain’t cool, man. This is why we support Barack, yo!”

Because of Limbaugh’s greedy motive, it’s clear that he intends to make a laughing stock out of the economic stimulus checks, leaving thousands of poverty stricken Americans at the brunt of his joke.

“Our intentions are not to disenfranchise people,” laughed the unnamed source. “We’re willing to take the money of any poor people that can even afford a credit card. And if they can’t, there is no better time than now to get one of those secured Visas, spending every dime on Rush Limbaugh. Now what could be more satisfying than that?”


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Satire alert!
1 posted on 04/15/2008 10:38:26 PM PDT by writer33
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To: b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; BigSkyFreeper; bitt; blackbart1; ...

Satire ping!


2 posted on 04/15/2008 10:39:04 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: writer33
Time for an obscene profit break!
3 posted on 04/15/2008 10:44:39 PM PDT by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire..)
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To: Mark

Darn right!


4 posted on 04/15/2008 10:45:57 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: writer33

I’m buying a gun and ammo, A coffee cup from Rush is OK as long as I get a good deal on prior purchase.


5 posted on 04/15/2008 10:49:14 PM PDT by eyedigress (If you aren't voting who cares about your opinion.)
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To: eyedigress

A coffee cup would come in handy with that gun and ammo while in a deer blind.

:-)


6 posted on 04/15/2008 10:50:31 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: writer33

You got that right... Shooting a deer with a 45ACP might get me in trouble though.


7 posted on 04/15/2008 10:53:28 PM PDT by eyedigress (If you aren't voting who cares about your opinion.)
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To: writer33

Blasphemy I tell ya!


8 posted on 04/15/2008 10:54:28 PM PDT by NYTexan
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To: eyedigress

:-)


9 posted on 04/15/2008 10:57:36 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: NYTexan

Have a good night, NYTexan. :-)


10 posted on 04/15/2008 10:58:07 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: writer33

How can you do Phase 3: Spend your entire tax refund at the EIB Store. If you have already done Phase 2: Use those funds to pay your credit card bill.


11 posted on 04/15/2008 11:11:31 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (The night ThomasThomas wore his wolf suit and made mischief of one kind and another ....")
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To: writer33

My satire ping list is gone. But I appreciate the pings!


12 posted on 04/15/2008 11:17:27 PM PDT by NYTexan
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To: writer33

lol - hope Rush is laughing. . .


13 posted on 04/16/2008 12:17:58 AM PDT by cricket (Damn Political Correctness; before it irretrievably, damns us all. . .)
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To: writer33

BTTT


14 posted on 04/16/2008 2:55:24 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: eyedigress
Was thinking about purchasing a Sig Sauer P226 9m. Any suggestions?
15 posted on 04/16/2008 2:55:58 AM PDT by RU88 (The false messiah can not change water into wine any more than he can get unity from diversity.)
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To: ThomasThomas

what u said


16 posted on 04/16/2008 2:57:57 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: ThomasThomas

Use your newly cleared credit card at EIB. It’s simple.


17 posted on 04/16/2008 4:04:19 AM PDT by SeeRushToldU_So (I can't wait for baseball season to start. Go Braves!)
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To: writer33

Pay off credit card debt? Well, sort of... I’ll be spending my “stimulus check” on my credit card. It will help pay off the $500 that it cost me to have H&R Block do my taxes! Of course, being single, that means I’ll still have to come up with another $200 on my own.

Mark


18 posted on 04/16/2008 4:56:45 AM PDT by MarkL
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To: eyedigress
You got that right... Shooting a deer with a 45ACP might get me in trouble though.

But a .41 or .44 Magnum would be just about right.

Mark

19 posted on 04/16/2008 4:57:59 AM PDT by MarkL
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To: writer33

I’m so embarrassed. I thought operation stimulus was going to be a push for free Viagra.


20 posted on 04/16/2008 5:39:45 AM PDT by Enterprise ((Those who "betray us" also "Betray U.S." They're called DEMOCRATS!))
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