DUmmie FUnnies 04-11-08 ("Darth Cheney's sunglasses...")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 04/11/2008 | Growler, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

[Charles Henrickson]

shirtless boy?

You're thinking of Bawney Fwank's sunglasses.

[Charles Henrickson]

It's a cigar.

Sometimes a cigar is just a . . . shirtless boy being tortured.

[Charles Henrickson]

A partially dismembered human corpse on a tarp?

Hillary Clinton partially disremembered the human corpses on a tarmac.

[Paul Heinzman]

Hey, man, my carbon credits are better than your carbon credits by about a bazillion times. My carbon credits come with pure carbon rods

securely contained in in a plastic case. From wherever you live, you can fly this PURE CARBON to Yucca Mountain and throw them into the same orifice where our nuclear waste is supposed to be stored.

Can your carbon credits do that? Well, can they...punk? :p

[Charles Henrickson]

I see dead people.

I see dead fish.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Sometimes a cigar is just a . . . shirtless boy being tortured.

Classic. ;)

[Charles Henrickson]

young nekked big boobed girl . . .

. . . in fishnet stockings.

[Charles Henrickson]

Can we at least criticize his grip?

Get a grip!

[Charles Henrickson]

This place was starting to resemble those people who find Jesus in a tortilla.

I'm a Lutheran. WE don't find JESUS in a tortilla. Jesus finds US in a tortilla!

[Charles Henrickson]

You guys make me laugh!

[Paul Heinzman]

I wasn’t sure how to handle that. I originally had it as a hyperlink but wanted to keep it in Bolshevik Red and my HTML skills aren’t what they used to be.

[Charles Henrickson]

You’re 2-for-2, PH! Keep this up and I’ll be out of a job!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

You guys make me laugh!

Type that up for me and sign it, please, could you? I have someone huffing and spluttering at me over on another thread, with a radically different "take" on the matter altogether. ;)

[MtnClimber]

Funny that the left would criticize Cheny for this after Clinton’s record (when Clinton lied no one died, bla, bla, bla). Thew would do better bringing up Cheney’s shooting skills. But, that might bring up Bill’s skills where he shot at Hillary and hit an intern in her blue dress.

[Mr. Silverback]

Well, it’s about time I paid you back for years of guffaws.

[Mr. Silverback]

Type that up for me and sign it, please, could you? I have someone huffing and spluttering at me over on another thread, with a radically different "take" on the matter altogether. ;)

Tell me where, and he'll have napalm all over him before you know it. >8-)

[Jemian]

HEY! I'm not a punk. I'm a really nice person. Usually.

You can some carbon credits from me. For $50 I'll buy a rose bush, boxwood, osamanthus fragrans or azaleas and maintain it well for up to 5 years and it will consume your $50 of excess carbon dioxide and off-gas some useful oxygen. For $100 I will buy a southern white pine, magnolia grandiflora, or dogwood and maintain that for a period of 5 years for you.

I am working on my tropical hardwood credits, too. I am willing to reforest (for a price) a portion of the jungle of New Guinea (specifically on the slope of Cyclops Mountain overlooking Lake Sentani).

You can do your part for the environment. SAVE THE PLANET MAKE MY YARD THE WORLD A LITTLE GREENER.

[Arrowhead1952]

Good find! It was funny, another thread was started this morning and I unfortunately had to burst their collective bubble. It was fun while it lasted though!

[Nothing's ever over in the DUmp. Every DUmb speculation gets recycled.]

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[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL] per chance???

[Paul Heinzman]

Wow, a magnolia. Those are some fancy carbon credits you’re selling:-)

[RatsDawg]

haha!
thats great!