[MaestroLC]

LMAO!! I cannot stop laughing! I needed that!

This has to be the funniest article on the pure mindlessness of human beings I have ever read.

Why did God create morons? For our amusement.

[sirchtruth]

The fact I have to now reread a headline because it could really be factual before I find out it’s a spoof from AZC, flabbergast me to know end!

[Lokibob]

Like a fish, I circled the worm, tasting the edible parts, until you finally hooked me.

Another winner, John.

.....Bob

[steelyourfaith]

LA City Council Debates “Ban” on Homicides

Brilliant!

Why didn't somebody think of this before?

The possibilities are endless: ban burglary, forgery, arson to name just a few. The mind boggles.

[infantrywhooah]

“We should make murder illegal for all 365 days a year, not just 40-hours”

Last time I checked, you freakin' moron, IT ALREADY WAS.

Who says there is no life on pluto?

[dragnet2]

Next time, they need to issues $25 dollar fines to anyone caught killing before the moratorium is up.

Otherwise it just wont work.

[FlingWingFlyer]

John. Did you see the news after the first stabbing at Fiesta Mall last week? The news people were making a big deal out of the fact that the perp bought the knife right there in the mall and then stabbed a guy with it. The media interviewed a young guy at the mall and asked him what he thought about the fact that the perp was able to buy the knife right there in the mall and then stab someone with it. He replied with great sarcasm, “I guess we need to start doing background checks on people who buy knives.” I couldn’t believe that the media types did not pick up on the fact that he was being sarcastic. It appeared as though the media even agreed with what he said.

[Selmore]

it was opposed by the funeral lobby