DUmmie FUnnies 03-31-08 (Liberals Beg The Goracle To Save The Democrats)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 31, 2008 | Joe Klein, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

[Argus]

Papaya King rules.

I predict that Gore will descend on the Democrat convention in his coal-fired rocket chair bearing tablets engraved by Gaia with the 10 Commandments of Global Warming, and the Obamaniacs and Clintonistas will bow down and worship the mighty Goracle.

[Right_Wing_Madman]

If Howard Dean had an ounce of leadership capacity, he'd quash this non-sense post haste.



"What, me worry?"

[Right_Wing_Madman]

We need Al Gore to save the world more than the Democratic Party. If Al Gore would lead the Carbon Zero Project as Secretary of Energy he'd be doing both.

Yes! Zero carbon emissions for everyone - no lights, no cars, no power. Let's all live like North Koreans!

[Right_Wing_Madman]

"Let's say the elders of the Democratic Party decide, when the primaries end, that neither Obama nor Clinton is viable. ...



"The Democratic Party is prepared to run the country. Yes, we are incapable of running our own primary, but we are ready to lead America."

[Right_Wing_Madman]

The mere suggestion of a GORE/OBAMA tickets gives me multiple orgasms.
Arianna, is that you?

[shredderman]

From Hillary the Hun-Hun..........

[Condor51]

I'm slow witted today. Giving it to Gore solves exactly what?

Hillary's Lesbian femi-Nazi army wont vote for him and Obama's (cough) 'urban voters' will still burn down all the cities if the nomination is 'stolen' from him.

[PJ-Comix]

you weren’t on the PING List to start with.

[franksolich]

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!



DUmmie ALERT!

SKINS SICS ATTORNEYS ON BIG JERRY'S SALON!

ALLEGES SKINS'S ISLAND INSIDER VIOLATED CONFIDENTIALITY!

INSIDE STORY OF SKINS'S ISLAND FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM BIG JERRY'S SALON, CUSTOMERS UNHAPPY!

A THREAT TO FREE SPEECH?

OR IS SKINS ON SOLID GROUND?

link on next comment, below.

[franksolich]

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=5113.0

[decal]

“The great thing about the bind the Democrats have put themselves into is that there is now no easy solution.”

They DO have an easy solution, but they’ll never go for it - simply nominate Sen. McCain and run a unity ticket.

[jurroppi1]

"The mere suggestion of a GORE/OBAMA tickets gives me multiple orgasms. [Multiple GoreBasms.]"

Makes me wonder if [who is it, Matthews that has tingles running up his leg from Obama's omnipotence?] is going to break into "multiple gorespasms"...

Sciatica is a pain in the @ss...

[par4]

I love dried papaya, it's tough to get ripe ones up here in NJ but I get lucky sometimes. Of course, the price is a lot more than a buck apiece. When I was a kid, my grandparents grew papaya (they lived in Daytona) and I remember how big those suckers were.

The only one that likes dried papaya more than I is my parrot, she'd OD on it if I let her.

[beckysueb]

He is one smarmy little @$$hole!

[Ignatz]

I love papaya! I've seen the "giant" ones but haven't tried one yet, please let me know how they compare to the smaller ones.
One of my favorite papaya receipes:

Ginger Shrimp with Papaya Pico de Gallo
Recipe courtesy Hans Rueffert

1 pound large shrimp, peeled and deveined
3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
1/2 teaspoon grated fresh ginger root
Kosher salt
3/4 cup diced papaya
3/4 cup diced tomatoes
1/2 cup diced yellow onion
2 serrano peppers, seeded and diced
2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro leaves
2 limes, juiced

For the shrimp: toss the shrimp with the olive oil, ginger, and a pinch of salt. Let stand for 10 to 15 minutes or longer in the refrigerator.
For the Pico de Gallo: toss together the papaya, tomatoes, onions, serrano peppers (the more peppers, the more the heat, so act accordingly), cilantro, lime juice, and a pinch of salt. Set aside.
To serve: Heat the grill and grill the shrimp until cooked through, about 2 minutes per side. Simply plate the grilled shrimp with a nice heaping teaspoon of the Pico de Gallo. The tomatoes and the papaya go smashingly well with the heat of the chili and the twang of the ginger. Once again...good stuff.