DUmmie FUnnies 03-28-08 (Joe Wilson Slams Barack Obama)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 28, 2008 | Joe Wilson, HUffies and PJ-Comix

[Mr. Silverback]

Into the top 30 like Dale Jarrett walking his dog!

[doug from upland]

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DFU SONG: Downtown (Joe Wilson is an ***clown - fill in your own 3 letters of choice)
DFU SONGS | 7-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 07/17/2005 6:39:29 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - DOWNTOWN

Valerie claimed he would do some good work
They didn't know Joe's an *ssclown
Now the world has seen he's really a jerk
He always has been an *ssclown

It turns out he gave money to the campaign of John Kerry
That anyone had trusted him is really very scary
Niger...and the search for yellow cake
That had been far too important to trust to a flake

Joe's an *ssclown...isn't it obvious
*ssclown...he had tried fooling us
*ssclown...he's gonna go down in plames

He and his wife tried hard to damage George Bush
Joe Wilson's really an *ssclown
And his B.S. all his lefty pals pushed
He's proven he is an *ssclown

It turns out he gave money to the campaign of John Kerry
That anyone had trusted him is really very scary
Niger...and the search for yellow cake
That had been far too important to trust to a flake

Joe's an *ssclown...isn't it obvious
*ssclown...he had tried fooling us
*ssclown...he's gonna go down in plames

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la...*ssclown
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la...*ssclown

It turns out he gave money to the campaign of John Kerry
That anyone had trusted him is really very scary
Niger...and the search for yellow cake
That had been far too important to trust to a flake

Joe is an *ssclown...isn't it obvious
*ssclown...he had tried fooling us
*ssclown...he's gonna go down in plames

[Mr. Silverback]

It is kind of fun to watch Wilson come up with reasons that the one guy in the race who was against the Iraq thing from the beginning is dumber than that wonderful Hillary who was deceived by that really dumb guy Bush.

[hsalaw]

Senator Clinton, in her speech, is the first presidential candidate to spell out in a precise plan the elements required for an international effort, including co-opting and controlling the enablers of the ongoing violence in Iraq, to promote political reconciliation and reform.

Nice try, Joe. But Pres. Bush did it first, with the "surge."

[Mr. Silverback]

Among other things, Wright preaches that the United States government unleashed the HIV virus in Africa to kill blacks. (Having worked in Africa for much of my adult life, including with one of the early AIDS researchers, Dr. Jonathan Mann, I can safely say that there is absolutely no evidence to sustain Wright's reckless charge.)

I hate to smack Wilson around while he's defending America, but the idea that he thinks he has to tell us why the government didn't invent HIV to kill blacks is proof that he's just another America-hater. People like him and Valerie wouldn't even show up if government jobs paid $20,000 per year.

[Choose Ye This Day]

he seems to be blissfully unaware he's in a hole

he seems to be blissfully unaware he's an a-hole

There. Fixed.

[jellybean]

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