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DUmmie FUnnies 03-19-08 (DUmmies Cry Cry CRY Over Obama Speech)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 19, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/19/2008 6:08:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: Charles Henrickson; techcor; PJ-Comix
Well, I'm certainly no prevayor of doggerel as you are, but I'll stand in on this one since you're tied up...

Grandma Got Run Over By Obama

To the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Grandma got run over by Obama
in his defense of nasty reverend Wright.
He accused her of offensive remarks.
Yet said the reverend’s hate speech was insight.

Obama’s been imbibin' all that hate speech.
Goin’ on about these 20 years.
But Grandma’s few and subtle little remarks,
made him cringe and really clasp his ears.

Now he’s thrown her under his campaign bus,
and has stabbed her memory in the back.
His backstabbing’s now his legacy,
and he's become another racist hack.

Grandma got run over by Obama
in his defense of nasty reverend Wright.
He accused her of offensive remarks.
Yet said the reverend’s hate speech was insight.

81 posted on 03/19/2008 8:13:31 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Leftists try to morally equivocate all the time.

Usually, they try to justify their positions which are anti-American (socialism, racism, etc), with things that are perfectly acceptable, like Gerry’s remark, and being pro-American (anti our enemies).


82 posted on 03/19/2008 8:13:49 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm tearing up just reading ABOUT it..

I would like to tear up his speech and write one for him that tells the truth about his close relationship with the not-so-Reverend Wrong, uuh I mean Wright.

83 posted on 03/19/2008 8:20:45 AM PDT by epow (The scriptures teach that rulers should be men who rule in the fear of God, - Noah Webster, ca 1823))
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To: bcsco

Pretty good for so quick. Thanks.


84 posted on 03/19/2008 8:26:30 AM PDT by techcor
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To: Arrowhead1952
My tough husband--who didn't cry when his father died--came home from work and blubbered like a baby.

Isn't excessive emotionalism over trivial events a warning sign of a mental breakdown soon to come?

Maybe not, the DUmmy's husband probably faked the crying just to make her feel a bit better about being the moronic moonbat she really is.

85 posted on 03/19/2008 8:29:52 AM PDT by epow (The scriptures teach that rulers should be men who rule in the fear of God, - Noah Webster, ca 1823))
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To: techcor; Charles Henrickson

I’m not at Charles’ level of doggerel by any stretch of the imagination. But he’s busy during Holy Week, so I thought I’d give it a shot.

Charles, and everyone here, a blessed Easter awakening to all...


86 posted on 03/19/2008 8:29:56 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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87 posted on 03/19/2008 8:38:27 AM PDT by mikrofon (Crying over Split Milk)
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To: mikrofon

On KOS and Huffpo, people are saying they CRIED at Obambi’s speech...

That is fricken SCARY....


88 posted on 03/19/2008 8:41:29 AM PDT by tcrlaf (VOTE DEMOCRAT-You'll look great in a Burka!)
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To: Phantom Lord

“I called in sick so I could watch it.”

“Clearly a top notch, hard working employee at McDonalds.”

Or a Civil-Service Employee being paid by tax dollars...


89 posted on 03/19/2008 8:42:32 AM PDT by tcrlaf (VOTE DEMOCRAT-You'll look great in a Burka!)
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To: imskylark

Good grief. Talk about self centered.

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME.

It’s all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.


90 posted on 03/19/2008 8:47:09 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (His middle name is NOT Hussein for being a Christian.)
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To: mikrofon; PJ-Comix

SI SE PUDDLE!


91 posted on 03/19/2008 8:48:23 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Yes we cry!)
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To: imskylark
“He’s too good for us”

So vote for Hillary. She's not too good for anybody.

92 posted on 03/19/2008 8:57:45 AM PDT by Argus (Obama: All turban and no goats.)
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To: epow
Isn't excessive emotionalism over trivial events a warning sign of a mental breakdown soon to come?

You mean like crying when the terrorists get their @$$e$$ captured or blown away in Iraq, but cheered when America was attacked? Yep, I'd say they are close to a breakdown or just hate America in general.

Maybe not, the DUmmy's husband probably faked the crying just to make her feel a bit better about being the moronic moonbat she really is.

It's probably as genuine and spontaneous as the canned laughter and applause in some "studio audiences".

93 posted on 03/19/2008 9:06:30 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (His middle name is NOT Hussein for being a Christian.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Once I found it, I shared the speech with my coworker. As we were reading it, we would turn to each other every few minutes to share what we were feeling.

Thank God I don't work with this person.

The only thing I'd look forward to "sharing" with a co-worker, would be a birthday cake.

94 posted on 03/19/2008 10:17:53 AM PDT by wbill
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To: wbill

“we would turn to each other every few minutes to share what we were feeling”

Let me guess, they are in the teachers Union.


95 posted on 03/19/2008 10:58:22 AM PDT by Holicheese (Beware your friendly air defenses!)
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To: Arrowhead1952
It's probably as genuine and spontaneous as the canned laughter and applause in some "studio audiences".

You know, I just have to wonder if all the weeping and wailing that the is claimed to be going on at the DUmp is for real.

I have a notion that many of those who say they're crying in their light beer are just trying to impress their fellow DUmmies with how deeply saddened they are by the cruel treatment their heroic, sensitive, high-minded man of the people is getting from the right wing meanies in the world outside DUmmyland and KOSville.

96 posted on 03/19/2008 11:08:03 AM PDT by epow (The scriptures teach that rulers should be men who rule in the fear of God, - Noah Webster, ca 1823))
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To: epow

As someone once pointed out that a lot of DUmmies are actually FReeper Trolls trying to out DUmmie the other DUmmies.

One is talking about it on this thread here.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1988082/posts?page=74#74


97 posted on 03/19/2008 11:14:16 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (His middle name is NOT Hussein for being a Christian.)
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To: bcsco

Very good! I like it!


98 posted on 03/19/2008 11:48:55 AM PDT by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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To: beckysueb

Danke!


99 posted on 03/19/2008 11:58:17 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix

100!


100 posted on 03/19/2008 12:22:42 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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