Wal-Mart sells only mass-produced stuff. But YOU, Ms. Face, are unique! (I mean that in a good way.) You'll never find a mind appropriate for you in a Wal-Mart.
Well, thank you!
Maybe I should go to the brand new Trump Tower hotel that just opened. No smoking, no gambling, and 24K gold plated windows....they might have found it there and not known to whom it belonged.
Gee. I sure hope it doesn’t get mixed up with Madonna’s....