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To: ThomasThomas; rottndog; Tax-chick; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; redhead; folks; FRiends; ...
I saw a post about monkeys climbing in a tree yesterday.

A petunia is a flower like a begonia.
Begonia is a meat like a sausage.
Sausage and battery is a crime.
Monkeys crime trees.
Trees a crowd.
A rooster crowd in the morning and made a big noise.
The noise is on the face like the eyes.
The eyes is opposite the neighs.
A horse neighs.
A horse has a colt.
You go to bed with a colt and wake up with petunia.
A petunia....

795 posted on 04/09/2008 8:00:17 AM PDT by Monkey Face (The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. ~~ Dudley Moore)
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To: Monkey Face

I thunk I heard this in a bill clinton speech.


797 posted on 04/09/2008 8:07:39 AM PDT by ThomasThomas ( Sometimes you need to change to remain the same.)
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To: Monkey Face

I didn’t understand a word of that.


801 posted on 04/09/2008 8:10:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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