It was merely a scratch.
The recliner has been chased off by the buzz saw claws of Kearen the Shredinator.
Moved three miles away from the previous place.
So I don’t have to worry about the landlord dropping sewer pipe sections into the basement while I’m sleeping prior to heading to work.
Problem is, I have to borrow this machine because mine isn’t yet hooked back up to the network.
Well, whatever the reason (and it’s none of my business, anyway) we’re glad you can at least let us know you’re still Undead and kicking.