You broke your toe?
Oh, No!
Those filling cabinets are out to get you, you know.
Are you all swolled up?
I had to raise my bed with big bricks so I could put flat storage bins under it, and in the middle of the night, on my back from the bathroom in the dark, I hit one of the bricks.
Since I have peripheral neuropathy due to CFIDS, I didn’t feel the break. Next day, I was wondering why the top of my foot hurt. When I looked at it, my toe was all purple and swollen.
I felt it and watched it bend forward and backward, and decided I’d better splint it. So I did, using the toe next to it. It doesn’t hurt...