[Das Outsider]

With your sense of humor, I feel at home. I have siblings and children who have exquisitely twisted senses of humor, which I thought was strictly a “family” thing. You, however, have taught me that THAT kind of humor can come from unexpected sources!

It isn't that we're twisted so much as everyone else is. In my down time, I've had the pleasure--tongue in cheek, of course--of watching prime-time network TV. God help us all if that's today's standard for humor or entertainment.

When I find it, I feel like a dog with an old deer hide: I want to roll in it until I smell really good!

OK, maybe you are twisted. So you're comparing my sense of humor to part of a decaying deer carcass? ;)

[Monkey Face]

Well, if I’m a dog and I want to roll in a deer hide, wouldn’t that be better than if you were a hydrant?....