DUmmie FUnnies 03-08-08 (Charles Henrickson vs Paul Shanklin: Battle of the Parodists)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 8, 2008 | PJ-Comix

[Roscoe Karns]

On a thread about a woman by the of Suzanne Butts (arrrested for stealing toilet paper) you wrote a Leonard Cohen parody that was hilarious. I doubt many have seen it so here it is:

SUZANNE

Suzanne takes you down to her place with indoor plumbing
You can hear the Butts go by
You can spend the night expelling
‘Cause you know that she’s got two-ply
And that’s why you want to be there
And she gives you toilet paper
That comes marked “For Marshall County”
And just when you mean to ask her
That you wonder how she got it
Then she gets you on her toilet
And she lets the paper answer
That you really want to use more
And you don’t care how she got it
And you don’t care if she’s fined
And you know that she will get more
For you’ve touched her toilet paper to your behind.

[Roscoe Karns]

by the name of

[PJ-Comix]

BTW, the "Whole Lot of Shakin' Goin' On" video you linked to just had the music. However, check out this Jerry Lee Lewis VIDEO of him performing this song in the UK. This is probably the BEST rock 'n' roll performance ever. The YouTube poster said it was from the 80s but I am positive this performance was from the early 60s judging from the hair styles plus the fact that Jerry Lee looks fairly youthful.

[Charles Henrickson]

I had forgotten all about that one. Here is the link:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1848469/posts?page=45#45

[Charles Henrickson]

I saw Jerry Lee Lewis on the Grammy Awards a couple weeks ago. It was like they put a 45 record on 33-and-a-third. 'Course he's 72 now. He was doing a set with Little Richard and John Fogerty.

John Fogerty (of CCR fame) is one of my all-time favorites--despite some leftist politics--and at 62 he definitely still has it! He did a two-hour set on PBS Soundstage recently, and it was GREAT!

BTW, PJ, did you know that Jerry Lee Lewis is a cousin of Jimmy Swaggart?

[PJ-Comix]

BTW, PJ, did you know that Jerry Lee Lewis is a cousin of Jimmy Swaggart?

AND Mickey Gilley.

[doug from upland]

Good stuff, Charles. In case you missed it, here is the history of the Clintons on YouTube. Billy Joel's WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE

[Charles Henrickson]

the Henrickson vs Shanklin “feud”

Hey, I got something to rhyme with "Shanklin"--and make it make sense! Let's see Paul do that with "Henrickson"!