DUmmie FUnnies 02-28-08 (Look out, DUmmies! Peeved Pyro Pitt gonna burn your house down!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 28. 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

[Charles Henrickson]

PING!

[Mercat]

First business post!!!

[Huntress]

Second?

[Dooderbutt]

Second business post! Woo hoo! On to read.

[E Rocc]

6? Or 7? Top Ten for sure.....

[indcons]

One of the funniest DUFU threads ever posted.

[steve-b]

You see, to paraphrase John Edwards, there are Two Pitts. One is the Pitt we first came to know and laugh at: Pied Piper Pitt (ca. 2004-06), the pompous, long-winded, leader of the pack of DUmmies, the "journalist" and self-imagined "player." But then, in a span of 24 business hours sometime in May of 2006 (aka Fitzmas), the other side, the dark side of Pitt, began to take over. I'll call this one, Peeved Sniper Pitt (ca. 2006-present). This is the guy who gets mad when he is mocked or questioned by mere ordinary DUmmies. This is the guy who insults his former followers, burns his bridges, storms off DUmmieland in a huff, but then, like a moth to the flame, comes back recanting a couple weeks later, because he needs an audience. Swinging wildly from Pied Piper Pitt to Peeved Sniper Pitt, it's a Pitt and the Pendulum thing.

The Strange Case Of Dr. DUmmie and Mr. Pitt?

[steve-b]

Second time in 48 hours

Actually 48 Business Hours.

[Dooderbutt]

And it was worth the wait!! Thanks Charles!!!

[Hoodlum91]

“punch myself in the face over and over and over and over and over again”

That’s supposed to punish someone else?

lol! I hope he tapes it. That could be the DUmmie FUnnies video of the year!

[COBOL2Java]

[I. Am. So. Sick. Of. This. Tired. Period. Thingie.]

It's from the William Shatner school of emotive eloquence.

[kevkrom]

Holy sh*t, can someone please get WP some Tylenol?

Midol would be more like it.

[Mercat]

What are you doing up so early?

[kevkrom]

[The only meeting Will wants to find is the Will Pitt Fawning Fan Club.]

Meeting of that occur in the girls' locker room.

[txradioguy]

One of the DUmmies about 3 years ago was talking big about how he could whup @ss on any of the folks at Conservative Underground that frequented the B/W forum and any Conservative in general...I believe his name was “The Watcher”. I gave him specific instructions on where to meet him at Ft. Riley...what he’d be wearing and what time.

The DUmmie...on the DU thread being watched in the B/W at CU backed down.

If they won’t back up their tough talk they spew to conservatives...they sure ain’t gonna back it up to fellow Libs.

[freedomlover]

Bump

[Abathar]

I stumbled on this when I was slumming at the dump yesterday, I just KNEW it was too good for you to pass up.

[PJ-Comix]

Thanx for filling in. I actually was thinking of DUFUing the DUmmies today over their attitude towards William F. Buckley, Jr. but little did I know that a Time writer would outdo them in the poor taste department as you can see HERE.

Now to read your DUFU on the Pittster...

[Sally'sConcerns]

So, this is the guy who will personally burn your f*cking house down, drive your car into the nearest available bridge strut, ruin your credit, deflower your chicadee, manhandle your couch cushions after eating lye with my bare hands, and make you watch while I sit down in the charred wasteland of your former livingroom and punch myself in the face over and over and over and over and over again, until the chicadee throws in the towel or until you pee your pants and promise never to do it again.

How does one survive eating lye and still have enough strength to manhandle couch cushions as well as use himself as a punching bag? No wonder he doesn't know how to spell testicle, he must have already been practicing with the lye.

wretched pathetic pallid pale weak watery sh*tass excuse for an American.

Y'know Pittinski, I've always been told when you point a finger at someone else, be careful cos there are three pointing right back at you. The picture just proves that old adage to be true though I do sometime wonder whether this picture was taken pre-fire ants or post-fire ants.