Maverick Juan McPain
With credit to Paul Shanklin on Rush and the continual inspiration of Doug from Upland
Who is that nut case Senator?
Maverick Juan McPain!
Taking the country who-knows-where
Schmucks are his supporters,
Wants to run the show!
Nuts as dingbat, that’s for sure,
Maverick Juan McPain.
Has a head full of wild hairs,
Stuck right up his rear end,
He wants to make his name!
The Constitution can go to hell,
And we’ll lose the Congress as well,
Juan is a nut who loves himself the best!
With a spirit petty and mean,
Calls conservatives extreme,
He appeals to the center of the left!
And as far as we can tell,
The country will go to hell,
Juan is a fool who loves himself the best!
Treats conservatives with disdain,
Certifiably insane,
His politics are the center of the left!
Maverick’s not the name that fits him best!
A few names that I can think of that fit Juan McPain better then Maverick, is #1 Schmuck and A-Hole. I think that fits him to a tea!