[Charles Henrickson]

"I hope to be President of all 50 states and U.S. territories. . . ."

Tell you what, Hillary: Would you settle for Guam? We'll parachute you onto Guam, and you can rule there.

[decal]

“Tell you what, Hillary: Would you settle for Guam? We’ll parachute you onto Guam, and you can rule there.”

A more appropriate island in her case would be...Yap.