DUmmie FUnnies 11-27-07 (Goracle Apparition In White House Triggers Wave of Severe BDS)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 27, 2007 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

IF AL GORE WAS PRESIDENT TODAY, OUR TROOPS WOULD NOT BE IN IRAQ. . . .

You're right. They would be in New Jersey, fighting the terrorists there.

[Charles Henrickson]

Bush is nervy to say he bears "no ill will toward Gore, who carried his challenge of the outcome of the 2000 election to the Supreme Court."

THE PALM BEACH POKEY
Tune: "The Hokey Pokey"

You put your stylus in,
You put your stylus out,
You put your stylus in,
And you punch Buchanan out.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You put the Gore votes in,
You put the Bush votes out,
You put the Gore votes in,
And you do another count.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You bring your lawyers in,
You drag the whole thing out,
You bring your lawyers in,
And you put it all in doubt.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You let your doctors spin,
You let the pundits spout,
You let your doctors spin,
And your people whine and pout.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
That's what it's all about!

[Charles Henrickson]

When invited Gore should have told him to go straight to hell.

And supplied the fire!

[Charles Henrickson]

the need for impeachment of first Cheney, then Bush.

Tick, tock, tick, tock. . . . Time's running out, my friend.

[Charles Henrickson]

Gore deserves the White House. Why won't he run?

Follow the money. Big bucks to be made on the Global Warming scam circuit. And you get to go to meaningless award ceremonies where people applaud you. No stress, no hassle. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Boo Hoo!

Hee Hee!

[Charles Henrickson]

We reap what we sow in just one lifetime!

Weed it and reap!

[Momaw Nadon]

Anybody got that photo from the 2000 debate where Algore stood behind Bush and sneered?

But what about the Dingell-Norwood bill?

[Dmitry Vukicevich]

I am still wondering how Bush stole something that Gore never won? In any recount.

[txradioguy]

“When invited Gore should have told him to go straight to hell.”

Which goes to show that even on his craziest day...the Goreacle has more class and respect for the Presidency and the White House than all of the HUffers combined.

[Rainbow Rising]

I am so darned disappointed that Al Gore didn't completely snub Bush by NOT attending the White House ceremony. Dammm! He shouldn't have attended anything at all to do with Bush or his corrupt regime.

Gore couldn't resist attending the ceremony. He heard they were serving cake afterwards.

[GeorgiaDawg32]

IF AL GORE WAS PRESIDENT TODAY, OUR TROOPS WOULD NOT BE IN IRAQ, A MILLION IRAQI'S WOULD BE ALIVE TODAY NO THEY WOULDN'T. Saddam would have killed them and buried them in unmarked MASS graves to be found at some later date. DUmmies and KOmmies STILL don't acknowledge his mass murder, do they..

[PJ-Comix]

Could I use both SiteMeter and StatCounter?

[steveegg]

Could I use both SiteMeter and StatCounter?

Yes. I know a lot of sites that use multiple measures of page loads, mostly including Google Analytics (something I found to be too cludgey).

[decal]

“In fact, Charles and I will need to double team the DUFUs during that period.”

Oooooooooooooo, tag-team DUFUs!

Just make sure the DUmmies don’t hit you over the head with folding chairs after the referee gets knocked out.

[OriginalChristian]

Someone may have already observed this below, but doesn’t algore resemble the late Rodney Dangerfield in this image?