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DUmmie FUnnies 11-26-07 (Pitt asks the DUmmies: "Ron Paul? Say freakin' what?!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 27, 2007 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/26/2007 12:48:00 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

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To: Charles Henrickson

It’s official DUmpland rules that no DUmmie is allowed to support a candidate on DU unless he/she’s a Democrat.


41 posted on 11/26/2007 4:12:44 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Now more popular than Congress!* *According to a new RasMESSen Poll.)
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To: SIDENET; Charles Henrickson
Flag on the play -- excessive celebration -- penalty, 15 yards!


42 posted on 11/26/2007 4:14:02 PM PST by Purrcival
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To: darkwing104; Charles Henrickson

Ever notice that after every Republican debate, when the networks ask the viewers to vote for the candidate they believe won the debate, the Paulbots skew the voting?


43 posted on 11/26/2007 4:16:20 PM PST by Purrcival
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To: Paul Heinzman
Sleep with one eye open,
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to Never, Never Land

44 posted on 11/26/2007 4:22:19 PM PST by Purrcival
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanx for filling in. BTW, you don’t need to have me ask you to do a DUFU. You have an OPEN invitation to DUFU at any time. No more restrictions. Don’t be shy. Jump in whenever!


45 posted on 11/26/2007 4:30:38 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
you don’t need to have me ask you to do a DUFU. You have an OPEN invitation to DUFU at any time.

Thank you for the vote of confidence, PJ. It just depends on time--or lack thereof. One guest DUFU every couple weeks I can manage. More than that, I dunno.

What I thinks works best is when you know ahead of time you're not going to be able to post at all on a given day. That way people still get their DUFU "fix." Also, too many DUFUs (10? 14?) in a week dilutes the impact, in my opinion. I'll take quality over quantity.

46 posted on 11/26/2007 5:17:46 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Doing Paul-Pitt supply today.)
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To: Condor51; Pinkbell; Cletus.D.Yokel; bcsco
More of Pitt's lovely pro-abortion rhetoric:

Could he maybe go save-the-fetuseseses third party, perhaps? There's been some quacking within the GOP Fundy-anti-choice-base ranks about getting behind a third party candidate who is all fetus all the time. (or is it "fetii"?) . . . There aren't many people in America with his level of choice-hatred and the record to match it. I think he has a 23,000,543% approval rating from the National F*ck Yourself Once Your Born Coalition, or something like that.

Notice how Pitt avoids both the "A" word--"abortion" becomes "choice"--and the "B" word--"baby" becomes "fetus." The pro-deathers have to do this to ease their consciences.

47 posted on 11/26/2007 5:31:14 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Doing Paul-Pitt supply today.)
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To: kevkrom; PJ-Comix; Cletus.D.Yokel; bcsco
the National F*ck Yourself Once Your Born Coalition

benburch, President.

48 posted on 11/26/2007 5:33:24 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Doing Paul-Pitt supply today.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman
More DUmmie comments I didn't have time to get to earlier. . . .

I too, was not very active at DU for a short time. When I came back I thought that somehow I had stepped into "Bizarro World". . . .

EVERY day is Bizarro World in the Reality Based Community.


49 posted on 11/26/2007 5:42:57 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Doing Paul-Pitt supply today.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Also, too many DUFUs (10? 14?) in a week dilutes the impact, in my opinion. I'll take quality over quantity.

Except immediately following Election 2008 and the run-up to it. Then there would be no such thing as too many DUFUs.

50 posted on 11/26/2007 5:45:12 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The Snowflake morons...

What's Pitt got against snow? I thought with all the global warming hysteria he'd welcome a few snowflakes.

51 posted on 11/26/2007 5:47:26 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Some people are like slinkys, the idea of them tumbling down a flight of stairs makes you smile.)
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To: SwankyC; bcsco; PJ-Comix
Tom DeLay's floppy shriveled nutsack

One DUmmie, 73-year-old Audio_Al, actually followed up on that by describing his own!

I must focus your attention on some of my own personal biology. Due to having had mumps during my youth . . . I'm pretty lopsided.

I'll spare you the rest of Audio_Al's word picture.

52 posted on 11/26/2007 5:49:22 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Doing Paul-Pitt supply today.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I am impatiently waiting for an explanation from Dennis and Elizabeth about her statement and what that means exactly.

Dennis says: "I married an alien!"


53 posted on 11/26/2007 5:56:09 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Doing Paul-Pitt supply today.)
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To: Condor51; Pinkbell; Cletus.D.Yokel; bcsco; PJ-Comix
More of Pitt on Paul on abortion, and another charming word picture:

It's entirely possible that he could be challenged during a debate on how his libertarianism can rationally coexist alongside his embrace of a government-enforced quasi-fascist patriarchal lockdown of all fertile women, and the question could cause him to lose control of the necessary contortion...and he'd literally wind up shitting his liver through the ass of his suitpants, across the stage, and onto Blitzer's absurd hair-farm on national television.

54 posted on 11/26/2007 6:02:30 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Doing Paul-Pitt supply today.)
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To: PJ-Comix
VIRULENTLY.

ANTI.

GAY.

Don't try to talk me into supporting Paul. . . .

55 posted on 11/26/2007 6:05:30 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Doing Paul-Pitt supply today.)
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To: SwankyC; bcsco; PJ-Comix
Tom DeLay's nutsack is smooth and buoyant

Too much information.

56 posted on 11/26/2007 6:06:50 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Doing Paul-Pitt supply today.)
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To: PJ-Comix
More Pitt:

So many people wished my girlfriend well, and offered such kind words, and I am so thankful to know all of you, and to be so fortunate to be part of this place.

. . . at least for another couple weeks until I get mad about something and quit DUmmieland again. . . .

57 posted on 11/26/2007 6:14:34 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Doing Paul-Pitt supply today.)
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To: PJ-Comix
My question is: why the heck don't libertarian- or civil-libertarian Democrats, even on DU, support Gravel? . . . Last I checked Gravel wasn't a Spiritualist and hadn't commented on UFOs. . . .

Yeah, but that staring-into-the-camera for five minutes and then throwing a rock into a lake didn't exactly inspire confidence in the Potted Plant's sanity.

58 posted on 11/26/2007 6:21:11 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Doing Paul-Pitt supply today.)
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To: PJ-Comix
the general intelligence level at DU has been dropping steadily since 2004.

That's like jumping out of a basement window: Not far to fall.

59 posted on 11/26/2007 6:25:50 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Doing Paul-Pitt supply today.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I predict Ron Paul will be indicted by May 12.

Pitt's reply:

?

Hee! Hee!

60 posted on 11/26/2007 6:29:49 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Doing Paul-Pitt supply today.)
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