6. If you know English, don't speak Arabic, don't speak Farsi. If you don't know English, what are you doing in the airport where everything's written in English?
7. Don't leave your camels in the parking lot. They tend to cause a distraction.

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11/21/2007 10:15:39 AM PST by
G8 Diplomat
(Creatures are divided into 6 kingdoms: Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Monera, Protista, & Saudi Arabia)